ionchy
@ionchy

did you know that Bible Cereal contains not only lentils and soybeans, but also rosemary for some reason, which somehow works

yes I bought it. yes it tastes good with Silk whole fat Nextmilk™ (which is something that probably deserves a separate post of its own). yes I will be having it for breakfast


ionchy
@ionchy

Here are the ingredients:

Oatmilk (Filtered Water, Oat Concentrate), Coconutmilk (Filtered Water, Coconut Cream), Coconut Oil, Soy Protein Isolate, Chicory Root Extract, Cane Sugar, Sunflower Oil, Vitamin and Mineral Blend (Calcium Carbonate, Vitamin A Palmitate, Vitamin D2, Riboflavin [B2], Vitamin B12), Sea Salt, Locust Bean Gum, Gellan Gum, Sunflower Lecithin, Soy Lecithin, Natural Flavor.

I bought this because it was on sale and I don't like dairy milk1 and this was the cheapest plant milk that wasn't almond milk (which sucks ass). Thankfully it doesn't taste like dairy milk, which is great for me but perhaps not so great for their marketing target audience. However I could not tell you what it does taste like. If you're familiar with plant milks you'll know that soy milk has a distinct soy taste, cashew milk has a distinct cashew taste, almond milk sucks ass, and oat milk has a distinct oaty taste, but this milk doesn't taste like any of those things. Given how many ingredients are coconut-adjacent you'd think it'd taste a little coconutty but it doesn't really either. It has the fatty mouthfeel you expect from milk and the thickness you associate with plant milks (thanks, additive gums!) and a little sweetness but it does not Taste. Would recommend if you want a plant milk that does have flavour but no Taste.


  1. yes I am aware that I'm a huge dairy ice cream devotee who doesn't like to drink dairy milk, we exist